Hey kid, wanna see a magic trick?

Hey kid, wanna see a magic trick?
He says "No, I want a balloon".

"But I do really kewl magic tricks, you want to see one right?".
"No, I just want a balloon".

"Look kid, there is a sword sticking out my chest ... don't you want to know why I'm not dead?"
"Ummm ... no ... I really just want a balloon".

So what could I do? I gave him a balloon.


-JoeJoe